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How Your Email Finds Me

from $23.00

Do you loathe the formal method of digital communication? Does contact in a business sense - or someome simply addressing your corporeal form, make you want to rot into non-existence? Then this bog-pickled design may be for you! 😘

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This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

SIZING (Inches)

Size • Length • Chest

XS • 27 • 31-34

S • 28 • 34-37

M • 29 • 38-41

L • 30 • 42-45

XL • 31 • 46-49

2XL • 32 • 50-53

3XL • 33 • 54-57

4XL • 34 • 58-61

5XL • 35 62-65

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Do you loathe the formal method of digital communication? Does contact in a business sense - or someome simply addressing your corporeal form, make you want to rot into non-existence? Then this bog-pickled design may be for you! 😘

•○•○•○•

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

SIZING (Inches)

Size • Length • Chest

XS • 27 • 31-34

S • 28 • 34-37

M • 29 • 38-41

L • 30 • 42-45

XL • 31 • 46-49

2XL • 32 • 50-53

3XL • 33 • 54-57

4XL • 34 • 58-61

5XL • 35 62-65

Do you loathe the formal method of digital communication? Does contact in a business sense - or someome simply addressing your corporeal form, make you want to rot into non-existence? Then this bog-pickled design may be for you! 😘

•○•○•○•

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

SIZING (Inches)

Size • Length • Chest

XS • 27 • 31-34

S • 28 • 34-37

M • 29 • 38-41

L • 30 • 42-45

XL • 31 • 46-49

2XL • 32 • 50-53

3XL • 33 • 54-57

4XL • 34 • 58-61

5XL • 35 62-65